Skip to main content

WHEN CELEBRITIES DIE - THE INFINITY OF PUBS

 

 


Recently I was stood outside Huddersfield Railway Station waiting for my Replacement Bus Service. I was eating much needed food from a nearby fast food outlet and contemplating my next move. Other match-goers had gone home but I had over 50 minutes to wait for my bus. We’d already been to a few of our post-match regular spots and so I was contemplating somewhere new or different to pass the time now.

 

I stood in St George’s Square, behind the statue of Harold Wilson, and pondered where I should waste my next hour. And pondered and pondered. After deliberation that ate into much of my allotted time, I walked down to the familiar setting of The Sportsman, realising that there wasn’t anywhere different to go at all.

 

But whilst I deliberated, I cast my eye over the currently scaffold-covered George hotel opposite the station; a place I had been in once with my Dad. It’s downstairs public bar had stood as a firm and available option to match-goers for years, and yet I’d only entered once around 14 years ago.

 

And it made me realise, as a I skulked over to the familiar Sportsman setting, that the wonderment of pubs was decreasing by the day.

 

 

 

Pubs were once an unexplored infinity. There were no limitations to the endless possibilities to seek out. Not knowing what every pub was like was once part of the charm. Not having the answers only grew the anticipation. Pubs were exciting because they remained unexplored.

 

What's it like inside? What beer does it serve? Is it busy? What kind of people go in? Would I be welcome? Unanswered questions, but an infinity in which to answer those questions. If we don’t try it today then there’s always next time.

 

Suddenly infinity isn’t infinite. 

 

People will balk at this. Users of the phrase "Use 'em or lose 'em" will laugh at the idiosliation of businesses that I've never put a penny towards. At least one person will be ready to say "Look at this fool - thinking that businesses can survive on "the idea" and fantasy of a place." That is the modern Internet. 

 

They're not wrong though. 

 

I have no right to complain about pub closures of local places that I never supported myself.

 

But I want them to be there; comforting reminders of my idyllic vision of the world, where Taverns and Inns remain supreme; where every soap opera or drama still has a central pub setting because they remain the central point of all communities.

 

I also love the idea of them coming good. "If somebody with a bit of experience got hold of that place it *could* be brilliant." I say it all the time. I say it about dozens of establishments. These phantom rich public house owners strangely never materialise in this fantasy world.  

 

Instead, the pubs are gone before I can even imagine their potential. They are converted into three houses before I've even had chance to ask my accountant if it could become reality.

 

That is the reality. 

 

 

 

When I moved to the area I now live in I walked by the two closest pubs a couple of times, wondering when I'd go in and see if I'd find a new established local.

 

Within the year - and before I'd ever made it over the threshold - they'd gone. Redeveloped. Never to be a public house again. After over a century of serving beer, they were gone within the 12 months that I was aware that they had existed. And I'll never know them. I've no opinion of them. I've no stories to tell. “There used to be a pub here.” “Oh, what was it like?” …. And I don’t have an answer.  

 

It makes no sense to be sad, but this is what it feels like when celebrities die. There was no effect on my day to day life when Prodigy of Mobb Deep or Terry Pratchett died - but I'll still be joining the social media masses in mourning. We are allowed to be sad at all losses. 

 

Equally I miss those moments with my Dad, when he excitedly led me to the George Hotel bar so he could introduce me to somewhere new. Whether it was good or bad – it was a first. Those moments were precious.

 

 

 

The pub was a bigger landscape that stretched beyond every horizon. Now it feels like the last days of a zombie film, where only the main protagonists linger on. The characters that weren't important at the start have long gone. But, beyond fiction, they were important, despite what James May says. 

 

I'll still spend time daydreaming about pubs that I may never step foot in.  The answer would be to use my time to explore those remaining places before they are lost. But, as I stand outside Huddersfield station contemplating my next move, I realise that the world is full of fewer dreams now. There is no room in 2024 Britian to speculate or ponder.   

 

I guess that they were right - Use it or lose it. This new world doesn’t allow room for wonderment. Pubs are not an infinite number anymore, but what does remain is my sentimentality to the unknown.

 

There are rumours that the George Hotel is set to return with a new downstairs bar area. If this is true then I can’t wait to try it – once.

Comments

Great piece of writing. Hits home. I just don't see a way back to yesteryear. My formative years were the early 80's. The past really is a different country. Catch 'em whilst you can.

Cheers! Andy Allwrote.com/beer

Popular posts from this blog

"They Had Their Issues, So..."

      There’s a set of garages to rent as storage units near my workplace. One of them is taken by a local florist that uses it to store flower arrangements for various events, that are more often than not funerals.   As such, at least once a week at 8am I will pass a car being loaded up with flowers arranged into heart shaped patterns or the letters M U M. It is a grounding reminder that, as I mentally grumble my way through the upcoming arbitrary grievances of my ordinary working day, a group of family and friends locally is going through the hardest time. It provides much needed perspective on days when I could do with being reminded of all that I have to be thankful for.   These little moments explain to me why it is possible for us to share a communal loss when a celebrity passes away. Grief is often a personal and lonely experience, shared between a minority of people in your life. When a co-worker loses a relative or friend, it has little affect on me, bar signing of

LIVERPOOL - the City that Craft Beer Forgot Part II (and found...)

After visiting Liverpool, one of my favourite cities, in February this year, and not impressing people with my rather hasty but honest verdict on the city’s lack of craft beer, I jumped at the chance to return last week and hoped to come out with a more attractive judgement. A couple of friends and I visited on a day out, with neither of them having been drinking in the city before. It was left to me – or rather, I volunteered – to plan the day’s itinerary and places to visit. I had a couple of new or unvisited places in mind myself, but knew it would be unfair to miss out on some of the city’s famous gems. With around 10-12 hours in which to fit in an entire city, I opted to concentrate on the famous Georgian Quarter and see if we had time for the Dale Street end later on.    We planned to arrive in the city for around 11a.m. just in time to walk up Mount Pleasant to the new-on-me, though I believe it has been opened three years, Clove Hitch on Hope Street for breakfast.

Ten Reasons Why I Hate Brewdog

There was a time when I thought beer was subjective, when I believed it was there to be interpreted and commented on from a personal perspective. I used to form my own opinions about beer, pubs and breweries and sometimes I’d even write them in this little blog. Brewdog were no exception; I was happy to praise them when they did right and criticise when I felt they were wrong. Of course I now have seen that I was wrong to do this. You see, it’s not about opinions or personal preferences; it’s about following the crowd, doing what’s cool and avoiding controversy. At present it’s not cool to like Brewdog. Despite the fact that I still really enjoy their beers and bars, people keep telling me why I should hate them. You probably already do, as you are well “in” on what’s hot and what’s not. I wasn’t aware of this, the e-mail never landed in my inbox, but not wanting to fall out of the loop I’ve presented a list of reasons why we should all hate Brewdog so I can fit in with this g